Yesterday was my beard day and since I have turned a ripe old age I wanted to bestow some wisdom on some ambitious and potentially bearded youth in just a few steps.
How to grow a beard.
Step One: Stop shaving.
Step Two: Well actually there isn’t a step two. Refer to step one.
There you have it folks its that easy.
And well, for those of you who simply can’t grow a beard. I suggest you don’t go out in public or move to China or Japan or somewhere you will blend in easier like an orphanage or an all girls campus.