How to grow a beard.

Yesterday was my beard day and since I have turned a ripe old age I wanted to bestow some wisdom on some ambitious and potentially bearded youth in just a few steps.

How to grow a beard.

Step One: Stop shaving.

Step Two: Well actually there isn’t a step two. Refer to step one.

There you have it folks its that easy.

And well, for those of you who simply can’t grow a beard. I suggest you don’t go out in public or move to China or Japan or somewhere you will blend in easier like an orphanage or an all girls campus.

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