Beardvertisers. You are Satans spawn. Kill yourself.

Beardvertising. Is this a real thing? Apparently it’s an advertising platform for bearded men to sell their beard space to advertisers.

Like many great trends that grow to unforeseen proportions there is always someone, somewhere, who is around to hijack that idea and turn it into something completely immoral and evil.

I’m not sure how to communicate how vile and iniquitous this makes me feel. I would shave before I wore a billboard for A&W in my beard. Seriously is there any sanity in this world….?

Well maybe someone else can shed some light on this. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Hicks.





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