218 reasons to grow a beard

Toothpick holder. Count them. I dare you. Though the porcupine look might not be a good idea on a date maybe we’ll see some more bearded waiters or restaurant hosts. Or maybe bathroom attendant would be more appropriate for the q tip theme.

I’m actually not sure what to make of all this though. My buddy Seth stuck a trout in his beard once and he never got it out again. He would always blame it on friendly cove but I know the truth.

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